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Hey kids! Would you like to write my acceptance speech? I’m about to win the 10th Annual Independent Games Festival. On December 3rd they’ll announce Polychromatic Funk Monkey a finalist in the Innovation, Cleverness, and Swimsuit categories. I hadn’t planned to enter, but then I saw Derek Yu on the judging panel. You might remember him as the man who loves me so hard he wants to have my babies. This couldn’t possibly go wrong! Anyhow, I promise we’ll stay friends when I’m famous. It won’t change me a bit.

<3 Farbs